I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
OMG why did I read those. Daddy come keep the monsters away!!
There is some nightmare fuel for you.
This just tripped me out. After every one I read I told myself I wouldn’t read the next one.. and then I did. Fuuuck.
Let us appreciate the fashion goddesses that are the Team Rocket Trio!
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
that gif is so usefUL
there are lots of…things happening in florida lately
Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji